When a woman loves a military man...

This was passed to me by a friend, and OBVIOUSLY written by someone in the life!
It's more truth than fiction.. actually, reading over it, it's all true!

1. If she wasn't emotional now, that is all about to change.
2.You getting higher rank coud just mean an automatic free lay.
3. Get her a pair of dog tags ASAP. This is crucial, she will never take them off.
4. Most of the time, you losing reception during training is your fault. (Though she will eventually understand.)
5. Most of the time, everything is your fault. (Especially when she is pregnant)
6. She WILL start talking like your guys an you talk, including using your last names.
7.Her patriotism could outdo most of your men...she will be proud...VERY proud.
8. Be ready: your car will end up with a yellow ribbon magnet or an "I Love My ____" sticker eventually. (If you have sperate cars, hers will DEFINITLY have these)
9. She will most likely need a pair of dog tags to hang form the car's rear view mirror. (see 3)
10. Every week she'll have "another song" that makes her think of you when you're away. (And she'll cry to it, even when you're in the same room)
11. If you're married, she may know the base better than you do...don't take it personally.
12. You will catch her comparing your relationship with 'other couples" in the military constantly.
13. She'll make 5 million friends online and talk about them all the time because her old friends "just don't understand" like they do. <--How true is that??
14. Don't be shocked whe she drops civilian chicks out of her life like flies. (she mostly does this when they complain to her)
15. DO NOT, if you love her, say anything about you not wanting to maker her wait for you...(trust me men, YOU ARE WORTH every breath to these women, or they wouldn't be here)
16. Most women actually do LOVE it when you're sweaty and dirty, even if they're girlie girls, It's sexy as hell.
17. Only bring up the field once, say it clear and don't bring it up again. We will remember the time and dates like stone inside our minds. Don't remind us.
18. You ARE our hero. That isn't us being cute, it's us swelling with pride, feeling like princesses, everytime we glance over and see you standing there.
19. don't worry about waking her up when she is sleeping and you get a chance to call. Trust me she's NOT sleeping. If she is, she fell asleep next to the phone, waiting for your call all night.
20. leave at least 3 of your shirts for her...she'll wear them all the time and if she doesn't wear them in public, she WILL wear them to sleep.
21. No matter what she was like before, she is tough and harder than a rock now. She cn handle anything, she will get through it, tears or no tears.
22. Don't be discouraged or taken back from her strength. it comes with the territory. When in your arms, she's still your queen, soft and sweet.
23. Your kids might see mommy as the one in charge for a while. It's okay, give it time, they will respect you.
24. EVERYTHING in her life will be complicated, so she might not understand the simple things you say to her.
25. tag chasers are her WORST enemy, she CAN and WILL spot these girls... random profane comments may come out of your queen's little mouth...it's okay, she's protecting her best asset...YOU.
26. She will spend hours to look good on cam & pics for you, this is just a pasttime until you come home, be prepared for messy ponytails and comfy pants when you finally do come home.
27. Her favorite sentences from you start with "when i get home" or "when i get out".
Lastly guys,
28. No matter how much she's changed, never forget that you mean the world to her.